Lyrics

In The Garden of the Long Pig

Welcome to my world , oh won’t you come enjoy the view?
Come and see the natives eat primeval stew
Come and do the dances only you can do

Coming down from New York it only takes a couple of hours
And then you’ve got to take a boat and sail upriver from Manaus
Come and see the last surviving real grass house

In the garden
Of the long pig
Very long

Now we’ve got deals and we’ve got steals but as you see it’s mostly black
We’ve got McDonald’s and Disneyland and superhighways of tarmac
Me? I got a Nissan parked around back!

Before you came, before we knew, we had nothing to confess
You gave us guilt and influenza, god and Sunday best
Just another long pig, meaner than the rest

Living in the garden
Of the long pig
Living in the garden
Of the long pig


Pearson/c.1995/Boosh Music BMI